I know of a very well respected attorney who was a partner
at an elite law firm. She and a
friend were planning on taking a vacation in Monte Carlo. They wanted to stay at the Hotel
de Paris, an elite, fabulous hotel, smack in the center of town. The attorney had her assistant call to
make reservations. No, the
assistant was told, the hotel was absolutely booked. The attorney decided to call. No, absolutely booked, no possibility.
The attorney really wanted to stay at this hotel. So in her best “European” accent she
calls back and pretends to be the Countess de Montague. She gets a room. A suite, in fact.
So the attorney and her friend drive up to the hotel in a
car they rented. The attorney, in
her best Countess de Montague, flings her hand and instructs the valet (as she
would to her multitude of servants) to take care of the car.
The attorney and her friend have a wonderful time. They drive up and down the Cote d’Azur,
dine out lavishly, and enjoy themselves thoroughly. When it’s time to leave the Countess flings her hand and
instructs the valet to take care of the car.
They return home.
Six months later the attorney gets a phone call from the
Hotel de Paris. The car is still
there in the garage. Would the
Countess like them to keep holding it?
Please enlighten them as to the Countess’ wishes.
Needless to say the
attorney, as the attorney, not as the Countess, negotiated with both the hotel
and the car rental place. So the
cost of this extravaganza wasn’t too ridiculous. I’m not sure, however, if she has any plans to return.